The Seamonkey has been very hard at work (though obviously not on THIS website!) with his side-project to raise money for breast cancer research, The Boobles!  The project has really grown in scope from a one-shot album to TWO full-length albums, with all profits after licensing and manufacturing going straight to an organization devoted to breast cancer research for a cure!  (More later on the organization we've chosen as details get ironed out)

Look for the 1st album by The Boobles, The Pink Album, coming this Spring and Boobey Road coming late 2010!!

In other, more immediate satisfactory news, Seamonkey and Seamonkette have contributed vocals to the latest song by Moneyshot Cosmonauts, called "Hookin' For Drugs (In All the Wrong Places)" and is available NOW at The Funny Music Project (www.thefump.com)!!  Thanks to Spaff! for writing this song expressly for, and inspired by, The Seamonkeys.  We're as honored as the Pope and Pat Robertson meeting Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh and Henry Lincoln for a lite lunch!

Thank you for stopping by!  Maybe I'LL do it more often myself!

XOXO,

~The Seamonkey

Not satisfied with the airwaves of dementia radio and podcasting, Seamonkey is undertaking his grandest display of stupidity yet with an OFFICIAL VIDEO for "Moo Moo Cow"!

Shooting this weekend at various locations in Seamonkey's hometown of Fort Worth, Texas (Cowtown)!  One of which YOU can participate in!  (well, not YOU in Baltimore)

Seamonkey will be servin' this beef on Saturday August 1, 12:00pm-1:30pm at Cousin's Pit Barbeque, 6262 McCart Avenue in Fort Worth while we film a portion of the video.  Print out a Moo Moo Buck and get a dollar off any meal while we shoot!  Thanks for that offer, Cousins! 
Hey, I got no budget to feed ya, but I got you a freakin' coupon, gosh!

Yummy yummy, moo moo!
~Seamonkey

"Moo Moo Cow", Seamonkey's udderly bovine parody of The Black-Eyed Peas' "Boom Boom Pow" is the #1 most requested comedy song in America according to the Dr. Demento radio show!

For more than 30 years, Dr. Demento has been THE nationally syndicated radio show to hear the hottest and funniest demented music on the planet!  It's an honor to be featured, much less have the most requested song for the month of July!

Keep the requests flowing for "Moo Moo Cow" or any of your favorite (radio playable) Seamonkey songs!

Request Seamonkey on Dr. Demento by clicking HERE

Download "Moo Moo Cow" by Seamonkey from thefump.com by clicking HERE

Friends, fans and radio terrorists!
Help the Seamonkey get his latest parody of Black Eyed Peas' "Boom Boom Pow" called "Moo Moo Cow" played on mainstream pop radio by CRAMMING Ryan Seacrest's email box FULL of requests for "Moo Moo Cow" by Seamonkey!!!

Email Ryan Seacrest at:  ryan@kiisfm.com

Seamonkey's local Dallas KISS FM radio station can be sent requests at:  http://ratethemusic.com/contactus.cgi/khks?ref  (add your info, mark the 1st selection "I'd like to send a message to 106.1 KISS FM" and fill out the message box below... easy!)
and at
billythekid@1061kissfm.com
TELL THEM IT'S ON THEFUMP.COM!
You can also jam YOUR local pop station with requests, of course!

Only YOU can get Seamonkey on mainstream radio!  Request today!  Multiple times!!!  From ALL your email addresses!!  Show Ryan Seacrest who your REAL Idol is... your own golden calf: Seamonkey!!

Thank you for your support!  The Future of Radio is NOW!
XOXO,
~Seamonkey

DOWNLOAD "MOO MOO COW" FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME AT WWW.THEFUMP.COM!
Join the "Barn Aid 2009 Moo Moo Cow Request Collective" on Facebook!

A NEW BARNYARD ODDITY FROM THE SEAMONKEY!!!

Get "Moo Moo Cow", the latest from Seamonkey on www.theFuMP.com !!
Joined by the Seamonkette, EMC from Positive Attitude and Bessie the Rapping Cow, Seamonkey has transformed the smash-hit Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas into a meaty, beaty, leather-clad parody that's worth it's weight in beef!

Check it out on The FuMP where you can download it for FREE for a limited time!  Or download the higher-fidelity, certified Black Angus mp3 for only .99 cents!
Either way, don't miss the big, meaty beats cooked up with heavy dose of comedic cow by your chef this evening... Seamonkey!