The NEWEST and SICKEST Seamonkey parody to hit The FuMP is newest parody pandemic to sweep the planet Earth!

"SWINE FLU!"

My parody of Kenny Loggins' "Footloose" is sure to make the (Kevin) Bacon in you dance!  And cough.  And sneeze.  And run for your lives!

Bio-Terrorism can't kill comedy........

Look, I understand you can't get enough of me.  Why, I rub myself down in front of a mirror each day with my Zune cranked up to 18 on my discography.  But just WHAT has been missing recently...???

WAIT!!!  MORE SEAMONKETTE!!!  It's GENIUS!

Since the Seamonkey household lives just a few miles away from Kelly Clarkson's hometown, and Seamonkette used to compete against her in high school choir competitions, this parody of Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway" was just crying out to be made!!
You'll be crying too... from laughing!
So run yer buns to The FuMP.com RIGHT NOW and get your FREE DOWNLOAD of "Fakeaway (featuring Seamonkette)" before time runs out on the free part!  Soon, you'll have to PAY for the Seamonkette's services (and until everyone's favorite parody artist / rubdown freak is finally employed, you CAN pay... for the HIGH QUALITY download for only 99 cents!!!  It's Seamonkette this time, so it's WORTH it!)

XOXO,
~The Seamonkey

Hey kids.  If the site is glitchy for a lil' while we've switched to a new service provider to give YOU much more cool stuff in the future, but while we switch, we glitch.  So please be patient and it'll all be back to, er, normal in no time!
XOXO,
~Seamonkey

Got a dollar burning a hole in your pocket?  Can't get a value menu burger with it because it violates your New Year's Resolution??  Why not spend only .99 measly cents and download Seamonkey's latest parody, "Breathalyzer" today!  Just click the link!

Buy it

Click here for a sample of "Breathalyzer"

And be on the lookout for the next Seamonkey parody coming to thefump.com in FEBRUARY!!!  Who says the holidays are over???

NEW SEAMONKEY SONG ALERT!!!!

"Breathalyzer" is the newest entry in Seamonkey's SSA* arsenal!
This parody of the Britney Spears song "Womanizer" will leave you gasping... hey, it's HARD to blow in those things!!!
Um, not that I know..., uh, yeah.



Go to "Breathalyzer" on The FuMP NOW to hear it for FREE!
But, due to recent job layoffs (me), might I suggest downloading the high quality MP3 for only .99 cents!!  Do I have to use the Bambi eyes??

XOXO,
~Seamonkey

*SSA= Sonic Stupidity Assault