Love Shaft
Parody of "Love Shack" by The B52s


(Male) If ya see a naked guy on the side of the road it's me with fifteen inches of...
(Female) LOVE SHAFT!!! Love shaft yeah yeah...
I'm heading down I-30 today
Looking for a good man to lay! Headin' for a good man to lay...

(M) I've got me a penis it's as big as a whale
And I call the damn thing my love shaft!
I've got me a member that services twenty
So hurry up and bring your hard-earned money!

(F) Well your love shaft is incredibly huge
And I have got to have some!
Love shaft baby!!!
(M) It's my love shaft baby!

(F) Love shaft! Baby love shaft! Love shaft! Baby love shaft!
(M) It's in my pants, baby, that's where it's at! Down in my pants baby that's where it's at!

(M) I say, stay away fools! Cuz love rules, down in my-hy-hy pants...
(F) Well it sits way down in his underwear, it's a big pink snake and I've gotta get there
Get him on the matress
Get him 69 ways
Get him on the front porch
He'll get me up the back waaaay!
Well your love shaft ain't no little ol' thing
And I have got to jack it!
Love shaft baby!
(M) Oh my love shaft baby!

(F) Love shaft, that's where it's at! Love shaft, that's where it's at!
(M) Humpin' and a-kissin', fillin' you with lovin', I'm about to cum into your hot and moist muffin!
My whole shaft shimmies! Yeah my whole shaft shimmies!
Well my whole shaft shimmies when I begin to move in and out
In and out, in and out, in and OUT!

(F) Dontcha stop your movin', dontcha stop your spoogin' baby!
(M) Girls lining up outside just to get some
(F) Dontcha stop your movin', dontcha stop your spoogin' baby!
(M) I've got a shaft! I have a HUGE SHAFT!

(M) So hop on my penis it's as big as a whale and I'm about to get some tail!
I've got me a dick that services twenty
So hurry up and bring your hard-earned money!
(F) Well your love shaft ain't no little ol' thing
And I have got to ride it!
Love shaft baby!
(M) Ride my love shaft baby!

(F) Love shaft! Baby love shaft! Love shaft! Baby love shaft!
(M) It's in my pants, baby, that's where it's at! Down in my pants baby that's where it's at!

(F) Spank, spank, spank on my ass baby...
(M) Let me spank a little harder baby
(F) Spank, spank, spank on my ass baby...
(M) Can you feel it?
(F) Spank, spank, spank on my ass baby...
(M) Let me spank a little harder sugar!
(F) Spank, spank, spank on my ass baby...
(M) Can you feel IT?!?!
(F) Spank, spank, spank on my ass baby... Spank, spank, spank on my ass baby...
(M) Let me spank a little harder!
(F) SPANK SPANK!
(M) ON YOUR ASS BABY!
(F) SPANK SPANK!
(M) ON THAT ASS!
(F) SPANK SPANK!
(M) ON YOUR ASS BABY!
(F) SPANK SPANK!

(M) Your WHAT?
(F) CHERRY'S... busted...

(F) Love shaft! Baby love shaft! Love shaft! Baby love shaft!
(M) It's in my pants, baby, that's where it's at! I'm humpin' and a-kissin', fillin' you with lovin' with my loooooove shaaaaaft!

* Song copyright B-52s, parody lyrics by Eric Tomme and Nicole Prucha-Tomme 1997