Mommie
Parody of "Zombie" by the Cranberries


The door slides slowly open, another dream is broken
And her nightie fits so tightly her words are softly spoken
"It's just me, sweetie, it's just your dear mommie"
In my bed, in my bed, she is climbing!
She says, "Don't make a sound," as she starts to go down
In my bed, in my bed, fever's rising!

In my bed... In my bed
Mommie, mommie, mommie-ay-ay
She's in my bed, in my bed!
Mommie, mommie, mommie-eh-eh-eh-oh-hoo!

Just like a page out of a Catholic Cardinal's journal...
She's forged a relationship that isn't quite maternal
It's the same old thing since I turned thirteen
In my bed, in my bed, she's still climbing!
And I know that it's bad I'm just glad it's not Dad!
In my bed, in my bed, hear me sighing!

In my bed... In my bed
Mommie, mommie, mommie-ay-ay
This is incest! She's in my bed!
Mommie, mommie, mommie-eh-eh-eh-oh-hoo-oh-hoo-oh-hoo-oh-hoo-oh-hoo-oh-hoo-oh-hoo-heyyyyy-yeahhhhhhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah!

* Song copyright by The Cranberries, parody lyrics copyright Eric Tomme 2005