Lickin' On Muff
Parody of "Livin' On Love" by Alan Jackson
You young people lookin’ to score
But makin’ love’s become a chore
And in bed, she thinks you’re a bore
You don’t do enough
She don’t care about your size
So get your head between her thighs
The way to get the moaning and sighs
Is lick on her muff…
Lickin’ on muff, man it’s so fine!
Sweeter than the grapes ripened up on the vine
Just like a nice vintage bottle of wine
Lickin’ on muff
It sounds gross… that’s what you’re thinkin’
But just as long as that cootie ain’t stinkin’
The first taste is tough, then you can’t get enough
Of lickin’ on muff
You old people it’s the same thing
She used to call you the King
But these days her bell just don’t ring
They’ve both given up.
Cuz he can’t get it up anymore
And she’s long shown desire the door
But he can turn winter to spring once more
Just lick on that muff
Lickin’ on muff, man it’s so fine!
Sweeter than the grapes ripened up on the vine
Just like a nice vintage bottle of wine
Lickin’ on muff
It sounds gross… that’s what you’re thinkin’
But just as long as that cootie ain’t stinkin’
The first taste is tough, then you can’t get enough
Of lickin’ on muff
* Song copyright Alan Jackson, parody lyrics copyright Eric Tomme 2006