Smokin' Crack
Parody of "Back in Black" by AC/DC

Smokin’ Crack

Parody of “Back in Black” by AC/DC

 

Smokin' Crack! Out in the back!

My body's numb, my mind has gone slack

and I cut loose! Gettin' juiced!

On this smoke that is makin' me hack

I'm just a regular guy, just'a gettin' real high

Ain't got no job but never question why

I got one trick! The Glass Dick!

Suckin' on it every day and nite...

 

It's called crack! Yes it's crack!

Well I'm smokin' craaaaack, smokin' craaaaack

Smokin' crack! Yes I'm smokin' crack!

 

Nobody's fool cuz I'm lookin' real cool

With a little glass tubing and some copper wool

Yes I, go into shock, without my rock

I keep a stash way down deep in my jock

Cuz I'm the king of the high, or a queen if you like

The things that I'll do would make my mama cry

So listen up pal to the message I'm sending

Give me 10 bucks and I'll give you happy ending

 

For crack!

Yes for crack! I need crack! Gimmie crack!!!

Well I'm smokin' craaaaack, smokin' craaaaack

Smokin' crack! Yes I'm smokin' crack!

 

Got a light?

 

* Song copyright by AC/DC, parody lyrics copyright 2002 by Eric Tomme